Final Match!!!!!!!!!

Excited, enthusiastically our team went for the first match.Aur as usual Openers
utare maidan mein.You know kitna tensed tha mein.The opponents knew about us and
our team.And umpires also.I started to gather my nerve and settled down for a single.
Dheere dheere wides mein score banne laga.But before i could start scoring umpires
started to realize the danger and gave me LBW.Common mere ghar tak mere edge ki awaaz
gayi thi.Aur as usual mere out hote hi puri team started falling down like pin of cards.
Holy man.Common guys just stand there and dont do anything.Runs wides mein apne aap ayenge.
But that even they could not do.Aur iske beech mein Jesvin bolta hai i cant play with pads on.
Common dude that is a leather ball.It will crack your tits and break your legs into pieces.
This is not Gully cricket.........this is serious cricket.Finally woh front leg mein pads daalke gaya aur waise hi bahar aa gaya.I thought he has gone crazy again but he got out and cam back.wat this not race man u walk in and walk out.Kudos you quit cricket very early,Infact whole team sholud have quitted.In the mean time it was getting very hot so i decided to drink some water.What i am seeing naheed is coming with gnyandeep.I said what a creep that guy is.Shouldnt he focus on cricket,But that fella is flirting with gal.He was confused he was playing match with whom.Forget it..........I was returning from canteen and what i am seeing Jharna Dhar the beautiful kashmiri gal in our class was coming onto field to cheer the class.Uske aate hi sabka dhyaan match chod ke us par tha.Be it fielders,bowlers,batsmen or match scorers.Khud toh koi paani pi raha nahin hai na team ko puch raha but sab usko zaroor puch rahe the.Out of this i thought to concentrate on match.Now first gnyandeep went and came out next very ball....BOLD.Ab hamare captain ki baari thi.Woh bhi BOLD.kya yaar pucha toh Rohan bolta hai jharna se baat karni hai.Abe sale khelna kya hai pehle yeh toh decide kar.So after batting we were able to score 102 runs in 16 overs.Overall a good attempt but not worthy.So we started with bowlingFirst over went to ravi......wides par wides.Sala dimaag shot kar diya.Then we thought we should try with Jesvin.Usne Ravi ke saath competition chalu kar diya.Who is better in delvering wides.On fine leg in aspirations and desires sushil kept standing.Ab bowling milegi.......ab.In the end he didnt got bowling and he was so pissed off and frustrated he took out his anger on everyone.I was laughing with gajain..........chal sale bach gaye Captain aur vice captain mare.apan tp karte hai.Match was decided in the starting overs itself.But in the middle our slow horses cam Rohan aur sameer.Who was bowling when i never knew same height,same speed and same result.But the truth is they bowled superbly and tried their best to slow down the scoring.But to no avail.Haan ek baat toh bhul gaya mere saath opening mein utara tha Gajain.He batted for 12 overs.Did any one asked me how much he scored.23 runs.Amazed..........laughing this was our first year team.If this is going to be the team no one needs to be genious to predict the fate of the match.Haan usne banaye 23 run and he was the wicketkeeper.jitne banaye usse jada usne runs chode keeping mein.hats off to him.We were succeding to bring the match to an interesting note.But then gajain missed a simple stumping.Chal theek hai.But later they missed a simple run out and gave two runs when there was not even a single run.God Bless Them!!!!!!!!!!In this frustration gnyandeep decided to do wicketkeeping.woh toh gajain ka bhi baap nikala aur miss kar raha hai.and later decided to bowl next over.bahar naheed khadi thi na impress karne ki koshish kar raha tha.So who can stop the inevitable.we lost the match.Gnyandep toh dono match haar gaya.And with this cam to an end of the cricketing saga of our first year.So this became the first and also the final match of our first year.Yeh sab toh chalta rehta hai.In the end people took out their frustration on everyone.Some shouted,some abused,some laughed but eventually everyone faded away with the sunlight.The hearts broke,expectations got shattered but as i told this was inevitable.Haan toh yeh sem mein sirf cricket nahin tha........beech mein kafi kuch interesting bhi tha aur baad mein toh total maza tha.
Watch the space for more blog.To be Continued.................................

End of Operose and Beginning of Delectatin

For God Sake we were out of the exams and those frenzic times.Goshhhhhh.......dont be appalled when i say they were bullshit.Yah they were crap GUYS.Horray i was out of it in quick time.Yah babyyyyyyy exams gone and here comes the second semester.This was the time of CRICKET,GALS ,FEST and .............am i missing something.Ohhhhhhh how i can......yes dudes and gals the most devastating part of college life-------RESULTS.yup the forgetful times of our college life.Okay....okay i will now start penning down.The second semester began and as usual people didnt start coming in the first week.The hostel guys and gals went back to their home and returned quite late and the locals didnt attended the college early.Sabko pata hai........Style maarne ka late aane ka.So people come late and say abe pagal ho gaya hai pehle hafte koi baiththa hai kya.Sale style maarte hai aur khud hi pehli bench par jake baith the hai.Stupid fellas!!!!!!!!haan class ke ladkon ko josh aaya aur bhai logon ne cricket khelna chalu kiya.Wow this was truly an amazing time.Har teesra banda khud ko All Rounder bolta tha.WTF -----:) .Jo aisa bolta tha na use hi kopche mein fielding par lagate the.Cricket team bani aur kisi ko bhi pucho bolte hai mein open hi karta hu.Saala jisne aisa bola usko khaali bottle di aur bola chal champu paani bhar ke aa aur dekh kiska lecture chalu hai.Chal proxy maar.hahahaha....seriously sahi aish kiya.For one whole month just played cricket in the sun.Dost bolte the lecture kaisa tha....aur mein bolta tha acha tha aaj bhi hamesha ki tarah jeet gaya.......Ohhhhhh jaldi toh nahin bol diya.chalta hai sach kahan chupta hai.Classmates puchthe tera attendance hua kya.Mein bolta tha haan na.Sabse pehle.10 baje hi ground par tha.u see cricket was all i use to do.Dat was my studies and lectures also.Haan toh us waqt one player became very popular JESVIN JOSE.Something funny is coming up in my mind.......yah once our Deo sir.Deo sir.....yaad nahin are wohi jo Applied Physics ka lecture leta th.Aur har saal bacho ko nimbu pani banana sikhata tha.Nimbu pani in 1st year engg.....giv me a break.sala acha hua retirement le liya hum logon ke first year mein.Haan coming back toh sir ne pucha usko ki kya 1 km tak ball phek sakta hai kya.aur confidence dekho uska bolta hai haan.aur khud hi aake bhai bolte the mere piche kshama thi bharti vidyapeeth ki koi ladki.i was dude.gals were crazy.....cut d crap boy.common mere college aur mere group mein har bande/bandi ko aisa hi lagta hai.Problem unki soch ka nahin hai.Yeh andar ki baat hai.apna college hi aisa tha.haan dheere dheere cricket team ban na chalu hui.We started to play lot of matches and started winning most of them.Haan practice mein sab aate the.Toh bowling ki shuruaat hoti thi Ravi se,phir sushil,jesvin,rohan,sameer.issi beech mein rohit kadam,hrishikesh korba,gnyandeep,sourabh logon ko bhi balling de dete the.We started grewing in confidence as we won all the matches against all the teams that we played in practice.Haan ek bande ko kaise bhul sakta hu.............Ketan.Ache se yaad hai rohan ne pucha ketan cricket khelte hai.bola computer ka class hai.ghar par soke jana hai.sala padai ke alawa kuch karta hi nahin tha.agli baar pucha toh kya bahana banaya.i have never heard this excuse in my life...........My stomach is upset and i am loosing control.i need to go.abe sale college kyun aata tha fir.Sala problem yeh nahin tha ki player kam ho gaya.abe fielder kam ho jata tha.woh bahut badi problem thi.I cant resist myself from mention this stuff.What we always use to do was use toi make contribution to buy balls.So first timers ko ullu banaya.Kadam,korba,rahul jha sabko pappu banaya aur paisa liya.Now u know the people of MGM,they neither got the batting nor the bowling.They just got one thing standing in the hot sun and picking the balls at the boundaries.And further to that hamare kokate aur sameer bhai paise leke ball khareedke lane ke bahane mast mein vada pav,dhabeli daba ke aa rahe hai.We never left a single chance to screw peoples ass.Did i mentioned who was the opener of class.Be smart as the opener is the most important batsmen of team.Dont believe me ask Sachin Tendulkar,Hayden,Gilchrist.......list is endless.Yah it was me.Your own pautiya aka Gaurav.You see i was the Wall,the opponent crusher,the swashbuckler.....okay okay.....okay.theek hai.jada sach nahin bolta hu.kafi log bolenge hazam nahin hua.are pata hai na MGM ka public.So then it was decided to pick the team.I had a good amount of discussion with gajain and he told me dont be a captain.Kisiko bakra bana.samjha samjha lar.And i made a wise decision.So finally in the class i and gnyandeep sat down picking the team.We decided on the list of bowlers,then batsmen and finally discussed the captain.Now time for some hidden facts and truths.I didnt wanted captain to be Gnyandeep, he never use to listen to anyone.that use to annoy me.And again since i wanted a captain who was good,patient and a good bakra.So i and gnyandeep made a pact we will make captain but at the end we both will make decisions.I said fine.But count me.So who better then our own kokate.So this is how we decided Rohan Kokate as our captain.

I think i have long been due for a new post.I have been crushed under the meadows of the assignment.So coming back the first year seems to be very long.I made few interesting friends also.One of them was sameer.A total time paas.Got lucky and had a great relationship with some gal.......Sirf mahengi cheez hi kareedta hai.kuc bhi pucho pehle rate bolta hai cheez ka.hahahaha......There was one guy who always use to walk the college showing his undies to college.Yah none other than hard aka Vijay.An interesting story why he was named Hard infact while talking to everybody he made use of word HARD lot like kya hard bandi hai........hahahaha pehli baar suna.but hereafter he was named HARD.A super tall guy named Nilendra became a supermodel...........common hamare college mein koi bhi banta tha.sabko pata hai.Haan one more pheku i can remember Rupesh.Still remember one instance when one of our professor called him inside the room and as always blasted him inside the room.But unfortunately two of the biggest legpullers of the college caught him......yuppp none other then Rohan and ketan.And he came out and started boasting in front of all...........abe le liya aaj salunke ko.saale ko bol diya sir nahin chalega.kya hai.maine bola mada****** aisa nahin hoga.we laughed like anything.common buddy we are not small kids.seriously its worth relooking those moments and confessing that they were really hillarious. Had really been blessed with a great engineering life- full of fun and masti.Haste haste time went and then came my first roadblock of engineering the exams.My first engineering exams and i took it very lightly.Kuch nahin pada and directly went to give the exams.And with this came to an end tom first semester.
Will talk about next semester in my next blog...............

1st year of my college life

Beginning with new dawn i dressed candidly to walk my way back to the so called "knowledge center"(I know nobody can hold their smiles back!!!!!!.............But yes thats how many would arguably refer it).Provoked by the sense of humdinger in the college, i went to college to attend my first lecture.I sat in the classroom and awaited for gals.Quite watchful, i found few gals entering into my classroom.Yipeeee i said and sat patiently.But a catastrophic soon hit me and i realised that they were my seniors and had crashed into room for having a pie.Laughing and giggling those mermaids came inside and asked small boy to come out.Yes for me he looked like a guy out from school and i murmered to myself Shit can't they look for some dashing and handsome guys!!!!! The small guy with innocent and childish looks was none other then my
dear friend Gajaindera jain.He looked to me just like another guy and soon we became very good friends.He was the guy with whom i had spent considerable amount of my time during first year.I had fun being out with him.I used to call him gajju.We use to have a good look at all possible remote places where we could have located Chick.I use to ask him where are the gals???????Coming back i didnt found any single gal worth to try my lovely charm on.But as u know........jab kuch nahin hota toh peth bharne ke liye aise hi kaam chalana padta hai.I had a good look around and decided to atleast have a phone-a-friend.Yah thats the thing that stuck my mind after seeing all the first year gals.Girls are stupid.Everyone knows that apart from girls themselves,you dont believe me ask the guys. hahahahaha.Time was going in a flash and i was having fun.Gradually as days past by i started to make more friends.In first year most of the timei se to be Gajain,Arvind and satish.We all were in same class and had taken admission into different departments.We were the Fab Four of the FE-2.hahahaha.gajain was a class guy.He use to make false claims to me.........oye woh ladki line de rahi hai.ja bhai ja..........kool bach gaya.jada guts nahin dikhaya.But that was fun.I will talk about gals in some other section.Now its only guys and my friends.Thinking about lectures it gives me fun.
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First instance of lecture that comes into my mind is about my brother rohan kokate aka roni alias Aakash......dont know.lol.He was siiting on the first bench.For me he was another studious guy,from studious guys i always use to run away......I dont know may be i never studied in my four years.Coming back.That was Mechanics class.This guy suddenly asked our Hippocratic and fake accent professor Mr.Salunke.....What is the difference between torque and moment.The rest was history.F*** after that he never sat on first bench especially in salunkes class.Kudos to rohan for showing spirited attitude,last time ever he showed that.Well talking about rohan how can i miss his dearest pal.......Ketan Kale.I have repeated so many times,lets do it again.Sitting on last bench just before BEE lecture i saw a handsome guy wearing a yellow t-shirt and specks
entered into the classroom.First time i looked at him and said to mysel yes there is competition to you dude.looked at the way he was walking i breathed some confidence and said wtf he walks like a gal and the funnies part is that he later in his fourth year walked on ramp.Gosh the guys has guts.Hats off to you bro.He sat beside me in the lecture and started to solve problems.
I was amazed how can guys do it in the first lecture.I asked him few doubts and later it gave me immense joy to found out he was another moron among the bunch of morons.holy Shit!!!!!!!Yes there was one more guy who had impressed everyone with his pep talks and brain,once my friend,Ankur Gupta.
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I cant resist myself from mentioning few names.There was a guy Ashish.He was smart and had formed a small group whom i use to refer as bunch of oversmart peoples.Yes my dear friend Rohan was also part of that group later on became the playboy of his department.There was guy in their group who would have hardly spoke truth-John.He use to say Hi,I am john played with john.Abe pucha kya kisi ne tereko.sala style maar raha hai.Haan phekne ke baare mein baat karo toh yeh bande ko kaise bhul sakte hai-Omkar Hushing.Iska toh limit hi nahin tha pehkne ka.He will always come up with some new story.We all use to have fun whenever we use to talk what crap he use to speak.Memories are getting refreshed every second as i am penning down the incidents.A guy named Gnyandeep who use to come from lalbaug.He was another fake man.He never use to brush his teeths,always foul smell use to come once we use to stand beside him.Was very gutsy.Once a senior was takinh his ragging.Later he came where we were sitting and started boasting-Dekh linga.Abhi ragging de diya hai.Aise kaise kar sakte.Bol diya maine mere area mein aao.Phir batata hu.What.Hamare yahan par ek kahawat hai-Apne area mein toh Kutta bhi sher hota hai.Uski ek mast friend thi NAuheed.They we very good and intimate friends.Few people are going to kill me.

To be Continued................

College Days

Damnnnnnnnnn........................This has been the Best Phase of my life till date.It has given me lot of cherishable moments reliving many of them shivers me to spine.God...........It was great and happening.My eyes flashens up with each and every single moment that i have lived, for many this may be history for me its a way of breathing the life into those dead memories which are like those bees which keep on coming back into the flower for its nectar.Love, hate or loathe me i am going to share all the experiences and the stories out on blog. The long walk begins...........
Just imagine the situation walking into first day of college wondering what to do,whom to talk to ,excited and exasperated.Thats how i was when i first stepped into my college.For me this has been a second home.But guess what i met on this day one of my dearst pals till now.Guess who none other then KUNAL PANDEY!!!!!!!!!We fondly refer him as Pandeyji.He is a chatterbox and can keep on talking on for long time.For me when i entered into college he was just like an overconfident,oversmart guy for whom everything and everyone is stupid and foolish.Yes that was the initial opinions about him.I simply crashed into him and asked about all the beautiful gals who have walked into college.Nobody knows kunal much better then me ,you know thats what evryone who hangout with kunal for some time start to believe.He didnt uttered a single word about that but he himself would have accumulated all the knowledge.I thought what the f*** who comes into college for studying and he was talking about lectures and lecturers.To my horror later i realised he was the guy who will be at all my gals all the time.Hmmmm coming back I was very nervous on that day and it gave me goosebumps from the name of ragging.But here i was with kunal pandey on the very first day of my college into cafetaria.Truly a courageous act when you are walking to a dead end and where there is no coming back.Anxiously and with a worried look i walked inside but here was the guy with me who was walking as if he is the master of the world.Confidently he went to the anna fondly we use to refer to the owner of the cafetaria and ordered UTHAPPA.You know not to my amazement there is one more guy who our group has nicknamed as ANNA and he is working in some other country washing all lump of S***.And then came the outrageous acts of the first day of college which highlights and marks the beginning of all my courageful acts.We were sitting beside fourth year students and to my amazement kunal gave the introduction to seniors and gradually started debate trying to prove what kind of S*** they are.It gives me no shame in acknowledging the vary fact that i was scared but on that day made a pact with myself that in my dreadest of dreams i will not accompany kunal.I didnt attended any lectures and ran the fastest race of my life.

WELCOME GUYS and GALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello everyone.This is just one of my ways to remain connected with many of my friends and share all the beautiful experiences of my life.I couldn't have thought a better way of doing so.From now on i will be regularly posting on the Blog lot of things for my friends,all people who will just find interesting threads entwined here with all the moments,events and cherishable things and memories which deeply have engrossed my soul with the beautiful moments.I would love if people post there thoughts and experiences.Everyone is welcome over here.