End of Operose and Beginning of Delectatin

For God Sake we were out of the exams and those frenzic times.Goshhhhhh.......dont be appalled when i say they were bullshit.Yah they were crap GUYS.Horray i was out of it in quick time.Yah babyyyyyyy exams gone and here comes the second semester.This was the time of CRICKET,GALS ,FEST and .............am i missing something.Ohhhhhhh how i can......yes dudes and gals the most devastating part of college life-------RESULTS.yup the forgetful times of our college life.Okay....okay i will now start penning down.The second semester began and as usual people didnt start coming in the first week.The hostel guys and gals went back to their home and returned quite late and the locals didnt attended the college early.Sabko pata hai........Style maarne ka late aane ka.So people come late and say abe pagal ho gaya hai pehle hafte koi baiththa hai kya.Sale style maarte hai aur khud hi pehli bench par jake baith the hai.Stupid fellas!!!!!!!!haan class ke ladkon ko josh aaya aur bhai logon ne cricket khelna chalu kiya.Wow this was truly an amazing time.Har teesra banda khud ko All Rounder bolta tha.WTF -----:) .Jo aisa bolta tha na use hi kopche mein fielding par lagate the.Cricket team bani aur kisi ko bhi pucho bolte hai mein open hi karta hu.Saala jisne aisa bola usko khaali bottle di aur bola chal champu paani bhar ke aa aur dekh kiska lecture chalu hai.Chal proxy maar.hahahaha....seriously sahi aish kiya.For one whole month just played cricket in the sun.Dost bolte the lecture kaisa tha....aur mein bolta tha acha tha aaj bhi hamesha ki tarah jeet gaya.......Ohhhhhh jaldi toh nahin bol diya.chalta hai sach kahan chupta hai.Classmates puchthe tera attendance hua kya.Mein bolta tha haan na.Sabse pehle.10 baje hi ground par tha.u see cricket was all i use to do.Dat was my studies and lectures also.Haan toh us waqt one player became very popular JESVIN JOSE.Something funny is coming up in my mind.......yah once our Deo sir.Deo sir.....yaad nahin are wohi jo Applied Physics ka lecture leta th.Aur har saal bacho ko nimbu pani banana sikhata tha.Nimbu pani in 1st year engg.....giv me a break.sala acha hua retirement le liya hum logon ke first year mein.Haan coming back toh sir ne pucha usko ki kya 1 km tak ball phek sakta hai kya.aur confidence dekho uska bolta hai haan.aur khud hi aake bhai bolte the mere piche kshama thi bharti vidyapeeth ki koi ladki.i was dude.gals were crazy.....cut d crap boy.common mere college aur mere group mein har bande/bandi ko aisa hi lagta hai.Problem unki soch ka nahin hai.Yeh andar ki baat hai.apna college hi aisa tha.haan dheere dheere cricket team ban na chalu hui.We started to play lot of matches and started winning most of them.Haan practice mein sab aate the.Toh bowling ki shuruaat hoti thi Ravi se,phir sushil,jesvin,rohan,sameer.issi beech mein rohit kadam,hrishikesh korba,gnyandeep,sourabh logon ko bhi balling de dete the.We started grewing in confidence as we won all the matches against all the teams that we played in practice.Haan ek bande ko kaise bhul sakta hu.............Ketan.Ache se yaad hai rohan ne pucha ketan cricket khelte hai.bola computer ka class hai.ghar par soke jana hai.sala padai ke alawa kuch karta hi nahin tha.agli baar pucha toh kya bahana banaya.i have never heard this excuse in my life...........My stomach is upset and i am loosing control.i need to go.abe sale college kyun aata tha fir.Sala problem yeh nahin tha ki player kam ho gaya.abe fielder kam ho jata tha.woh bahut badi problem thi.I cant resist myself from mention this stuff.What we always use to do was use toi make contribution to buy balls.So first timers ko ullu banaya.Kadam,korba,rahul jha sabko pappu banaya aur paisa liya.Now u know the people of MGM,they neither got the batting nor the bowling.They just got one thing standing in the hot sun and picking the balls at the boundaries.And further to that hamare kokate aur sameer bhai paise leke ball khareedke lane ke bahane mast mein vada pav,dhabeli daba ke aa rahe hai.We never left a single chance to screw peoples ass.Did i mentioned who was the opener of class.Be smart as the opener is the most important batsmen of team.Dont believe me ask Sachin Tendulkar,Hayden,Gilchrist.......list is endless.Yah it was me.Your own pautiya aka Gaurav.You see i was the Wall,the opponent crusher,the swashbuckler.....okay okay.....okay.theek hai.jada sach nahin bolta hu.kafi log bolenge hazam nahin hua.are pata hai na MGM ka public.So then it was decided to pick the team.I had a good amount of discussion with gajain and he told me dont be a captain.Kisiko bakra bana.samjha samjha lar.And i made a wise decision.So finally in the class i and gnyandeep sat down picking the team.We decided on the list of bowlers,then batsmen and finally discussed the captain.Now time for some hidden facts and truths.I didnt wanted captain to be Gnyandeep, he never use to listen to anyone.that use to annoy me.And again since i wanted a captain who was good,patient and a good bakra.So i and gnyandeep made a pact we will make captain but at the end we both will make decisions.I said fine.But count me.So who better then our own kokate.So this is how we decided Rohan Kokate as our captain.