1st year of my college life

Beginning with new dawn i dressed candidly to walk my way back to the so called "knowledge center"(I know nobody can hold their smiles back!!!!!!.............But yes thats how many would arguably refer it).Provoked by the sense of humdinger in the college, i went to college to attend my first lecture.I sat in the classroom and awaited for gals.Quite watchful, i found few gals entering into my classroom.Yipeeee i said and sat patiently.But a catastrophic soon hit me and i realised that they were my seniors and had crashed into room for having a pie.Laughing and giggling those mermaids came inside and asked small boy to come out.Yes for me he looked like a guy out from school and i murmered to myself Shit can't they look for some dashing and handsome guys!!!!! The small guy with innocent and childish looks was none other then my
dear friend Gajaindera jain.He looked to me just like another guy and soon we became very good friends.He was the guy with whom i had spent considerable amount of my time during first year.I had fun being out with him.I used to call him gajju.We use to have a good look at all possible remote places where we could have located Chick.I use to ask him where are the gals???????Coming back i didnt found any single gal worth to try my lovely charm on.But as u know........jab kuch nahin hota toh peth bharne ke liye aise hi kaam chalana padta hai.I had a good look around and decided to atleast have a phone-a-friend.Yah thats the thing that stuck my mind after seeing all the first year gals.Girls are stupid.Everyone knows that apart from girls themselves,you dont believe me ask the guys. hahahahaha.Time was going in a flash and i was having fun.Gradually as days past by i started to make more friends.In first year most of the timei se to be Gajain,Arvind and satish.We all were in same class and had taken admission into different departments.We were the Fab Four of the FE-2.hahahaha.gajain was a class guy.He use to make false claims to me.........oye woh ladki line de rahi hai.ja bhai ja..........kool bach gaya.jada guts nahin dikhaya.But that was fun.I will talk about gals in some other section.Now its only guys and my friends.Thinking about lectures it gives me fun.
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First instance of lecture that comes into my mind is about my brother rohan kokate aka roni alias Aakash......dont know.lol.He was siiting on the first bench.For me he was another studious guy,from studious guys i always use to run away......I dont know may be i never studied in my four years.Coming back.That was Mechanics class.This guy suddenly asked our Hippocratic and fake accent professor Mr.Salunke.....What is the difference between torque and moment.The rest was history.F*** after that he never sat on first bench especially in salunkes class.Kudos to rohan for showing spirited attitude,last time ever he showed that.Well talking about rohan how can i miss his dearest pal.......Ketan Kale.I have repeated so many times,lets do it again.Sitting on last bench just before BEE lecture i saw a handsome guy wearing a yellow t-shirt and specks
entered into the classroom.First time i looked at him and said to mysel yes there is competition to you dude.looked at the way he was walking i breathed some confidence and said wtf he walks like a gal and the funnies part is that he later in his fourth year walked on ramp.Gosh the guys has guts.Hats off to you bro.He sat beside me in the lecture and started to solve problems.
I was amazed how can guys do it in the first lecture.I asked him few doubts and later it gave me immense joy to found out he was another moron among the bunch of morons.holy Shit!!!!!!!Yes there was one more guy who had impressed everyone with his pep talks and brain,once my friend,Ankur Gupta.
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I cant resist myself from mentioning few names.There was a guy Ashish.He was smart and had formed a small group whom i use to refer as bunch of oversmart peoples.Yes my dear friend Rohan was also part of that group later on became the playboy of his department.There was guy in their group who would have hardly spoke truth-John.He use to say Hi,I am john played with john.Abe pucha kya kisi ne tereko.sala style maar raha hai.Haan phekne ke baare mein baat karo toh yeh bande ko kaise bhul sakte hai-Omkar Hushing.Iska toh limit hi nahin tha pehkne ka.He will always come up with some new story.We all use to have fun whenever we use to talk what crap he use to speak.Memories are getting refreshed every second as i am penning down the incidents.A guy named Gnyandeep who use to come from lalbaug.He was another fake man.He never use to brush his teeths,always foul smell use to come once we use to stand beside him.Was very gutsy.Once a senior was takinh his ragging.Later he came where we were sitting and started boasting-Dekh linga.Abhi ragging de diya hai.Aise kaise kar sakte.Bol diya maine mere area mein aao.Phir batata hu.What.Hamare yahan par ek kahawat hai-Apne area mein toh Kutta bhi sher hota hai.Uski ek mast friend thi NAuheed.They we very good and intimate friends.Few people are going to kill me.

To be Continued................

College Days

Damnnnnnnnnn........................This has been the Best Phase of my life till date.It has given me lot of cherishable moments reliving many of them shivers me to spine.God...........It was great and happening.My eyes flashens up with each and every single moment that i have lived, for many this may be history for me its a way of breathing the life into those dead memories which are like those bees which keep on coming back into the flower for its nectar.Love, hate or loathe me i am going to share all the experiences and the stories out on blog. The long walk begins...........
Just imagine the situation walking into first day of college wondering what to do,whom to talk to ,excited and exasperated.Thats how i was when i first stepped into my college.For me this has been a second home.But guess what i met on this day one of my dearst pals till now.Guess who none other then KUNAL PANDEY!!!!!!!!!We fondly refer him as Pandeyji.He is a chatterbox and can keep on talking on for long time.For me when i entered into college he was just like an overconfident,oversmart guy for whom everything and everyone is stupid and foolish.Yes that was the initial opinions about him.I simply crashed into him and asked about all the beautiful gals who have walked into college.Nobody knows kunal much better then me ,you know thats what evryone who hangout with kunal for some time start to believe.He didnt uttered a single word about that but he himself would have accumulated all the knowledge.I thought what the f*** who comes into college for studying and he was talking about lectures and lecturers.To my horror later i realised he was the guy who will be at all my gals all the time.Hmmmm coming back I was very nervous on that day and it gave me goosebumps from the name of ragging.But here i was with kunal pandey on the very first day of my college into cafetaria.Truly a courageous act when you are walking to a dead end and where there is no coming back.Anxiously and with a worried look i walked inside but here was the guy with me who was walking as if he is the master of the world.Confidently he went to the anna fondly we use to refer to the owner of the cafetaria and ordered UTHAPPA.You know not to my amazement there is one more guy who our group has nicknamed as ANNA and he is working in some other country washing all lump of S***.And then came the outrageous acts of the first day of college which highlights and marks the beginning of all my courageful acts.We were sitting beside fourth year students and to my amazement kunal gave the introduction to seniors and gradually started debate trying to prove what kind of S*** they are.It gives me no shame in acknowledging the vary fact that i was scared but on that day made a pact with myself that in my dreadest of dreams i will not accompany kunal.I didnt attended any lectures and ran the fastest race of my life.

WELCOME GUYS and GALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello everyone.This is just one of my ways to remain connected with many of my friends and share all the beautiful experiences of my life.I couldn't have thought a better way of doing so.From now on i will be regularly posting on the Blog lot of things for my friends,all people who will just find interesting threads entwined here with all the moments,events and cherishable things and memories which deeply have engrossed my soul with the beautiful moments.I would love if people post there thoughts and experiences.Everyone is welcome over here.