Final Match!!!!!!!!!

Excited, enthusiastically our team went for the first match.Aur as usual Openers
utare maidan mein.You know kitna tensed tha mein.The opponents knew about us and
our team.And umpires also.I started to gather my nerve and settled down for a single.
Dheere dheere wides mein score banne laga.But before i could start scoring umpires
started to realize the danger and gave me LBW.Common mere ghar tak mere edge ki awaaz
gayi thi.Aur as usual mere out hote hi puri team started falling down like pin of cards.
Holy man.Common guys just stand there and dont do anything.Runs wides mein apne aap ayenge.
But that even they could not do.Aur iske beech mein Jesvin bolta hai i cant play with pads on.
Common dude that is a leather ball.It will crack your tits and break your legs into pieces.
This is not Gully cricket.........this is serious cricket.Finally woh front leg mein pads daalke gaya aur waise hi bahar aa gaya.I thought he has gone crazy again but he got out and cam back.wat this not race man u walk in and walk out.Kudos you quit cricket very early,Infact whole team sholud have quitted.In the mean time it was getting very hot so i decided to drink some water.What i am seeing naheed is coming with gnyandeep.I said what a creep that guy is.Shouldnt he focus on cricket,But that fella is flirting with gal.He was confused he was playing match with whom.Forget it..........I was returning from canteen and what i am seeing Jharna Dhar the beautiful kashmiri gal in our class was coming onto field to cheer the class.Uske aate hi sabka dhyaan match chod ke us par tha.Be it fielders,bowlers,batsmen or match scorers.Khud toh koi paani pi raha nahin hai na team ko puch raha but sab usko zaroor puch rahe the.Out of this i thought to concentrate on match.Now first gnyandeep went and came out next very ball....BOLD.Ab hamare captain ki baari thi.Woh bhi BOLD.kya yaar pucha toh Rohan bolta hai jharna se baat karni hai.Abe sale khelna kya hai pehle yeh toh decide kar.So after batting we were able to score 102 runs in 16 overs.Overall a good attempt but not worthy.So we started with bowlingFirst over went to ravi......wides par wides.Sala dimaag shot kar diya.Then we thought we should try with Jesvin.Usne Ravi ke saath competition chalu kar diya.Who is better in delvering wides.On fine leg in aspirations and desires sushil kept standing.Ab bowling milegi.......ab.In the end he didnt got bowling and he was so pissed off and frustrated he took out his anger on everyone.I was laughing with gajain..........chal sale bach gaye Captain aur vice captain mare.apan tp karte hai.Match was decided in the starting overs itself.But in the middle our slow horses cam Rohan aur sameer.Who was bowling when i never knew same height,same speed and same result.But the truth is they bowled superbly and tried their best to slow down the scoring.But to no avail.Haan ek baat toh bhul gaya mere saath opening mein utara tha Gajain.He batted for 12 overs.Did any one asked me how much he scored.23 runs.Amazed..........laughing this was our first year team.If this is going to be the team no one needs to be genious to predict the fate of the match.Haan usne banaye 23 run and he was the wicketkeeper.jitne banaye usse jada usne runs chode keeping mein.hats off to him.We were succeding to bring the match to an interesting note.But then gajain missed a simple stumping.Chal theek hai.But later they missed a simple run out and gave two runs when there was not even a single run.God Bless Them!!!!!!!!!!In this frustration gnyandeep decided to do wicketkeeping.woh toh gajain ka bhi baap nikala aur miss kar raha hai.and later decided to bowl next over.bahar naheed khadi thi na impress karne ki koshish kar raha tha.So who can stop the inevitable.we lost the match.Gnyandep toh dono match haar gaya.And with this cam to an end of the cricketing saga of our first year.So this became the first and also the final match of our first year.Yeh sab toh chalta rehta hai.In the end people took out their frustration on everyone.Some shouted,some abused,some laughed but eventually everyone faded away with the sunlight.The hearts broke,expectations got shattered but as i told this was inevitable.Haan toh yeh sem mein sirf cricket nahin tha........beech mein kafi kuch interesting bhi tha aur baad mein toh total maza tha.
Watch the space for more blog.To be Continued.................................

End of Operose and Beginning of Delectatin

For God Sake we were out of the exams and those frenzic times.Goshhhhhh.......dont be appalled when i say they were bullshit.Yah they were crap GUYS.Horray i was out of it in quick time.Yah babyyyyyyy exams gone and here comes the second semester.This was the time of CRICKET,GALS ,FEST and .............am i missing something.Ohhhhhhh how i can......yes dudes and gals the most devastating part of college life-------RESULTS.yup the forgetful times of our college life.Okay....okay i will now start penning down.The second semester began and as usual people didnt start coming in the first week.The hostel guys and gals went back to their home and returned quite late and the locals didnt attended the college early.Sabko pata hai........Style maarne ka late aane ka.So people come late and say abe pagal ho gaya hai pehle hafte koi baiththa hai kya.Sale style maarte hai aur khud hi pehli bench par jake baith the hai.Stupid fellas!!!!!!!!haan class ke ladkon ko josh aaya aur bhai logon ne cricket khelna chalu kiya.Wow this was truly an amazing time.Har teesra banda khud ko All Rounder bolta tha.WTF -----:) .Jo aisa bolta tha na use hi kopche mein fielding par lagate the.Cricket team bani aur kisi ko bhi pucho bolte hai mein open hi karta hu.Saala jisne aisa bola usko khaali bottle di aur bola chal champu paani bhar ke aa aur dekh kiska lecture chalu hai.Chal proxy maar.hahahaha....seriously sahi aish kiya.For one whole month just played cricket in the sun.Dost bolte the lecture kaisa tha....aur mein bolta tha acha tha aaj bhi hamesha ki tarah jeet gaya.......Ohhhhhh jaldi toh nahin bol diya.chalta hai sach kahan chupta hai.Classmates puchthe tera attendance hua kya.Mein bolta tha haan na.Sabse pehle.10 baje hi ground par tha.u see cricket was all i use to do.Dat was my studies and lectures also.Haan toh us waqt one player became very popular JESVIN JOSE.Something funny is coming up in my mind.......yah once our Deo sir.Deo sir.....yaad nahin are wohi jo Applied Physics ka lecture leta th.Aur har saal bacho ko nimbu pani banana sikhata tha.Nimbu pani in 1st year engg.....giv me a break.sala acha hua retirement le liya hum logon ke first year mein.Haan coming back toh sir ne pucha usko ki kya 1 km tak ball phek sakta hai kya.aur confidence dekho uska bolta hai haan.aur khud hi aake bhai bolte the mere piche kshama thi bharti vidyapeeth ki koi ladki.i was dude.gals were crazy.....cut d crap boy.common mere college aur mere group mein har bande/bandi ko aisa hi lagta hai.Problem unki soch ka nahin hai.Yeh andar ki baat hai.apna college hi aisa tha.haan dheere dheere cricket team ban na chalu hui.We started to play lot of matches and started winning most of them.Haan practice mein sab aate the.Toh bowling ki shuruaat hoti thi Ravi se,phir sushil,jesvin,rohan,sameer.issi beech mein rohit kadam,hrishikesh korba,gnyandeep,sourabh logon ko bhi balling de dete the.We started grewing in confidence as we won all the matches against all the teams that we played in practice.Haan ek bande ko kaise bhul sakta hu.............Ketan.Ache se yaad hai rohan ne pucha ketan cricket khelte hai.bola computer ka class hai.ghar par soke jana hai.sala padai ke alawa kuch karta hi nahin tha.agli baar pucha toh kya bahana banaya.i have never heard this excuse in my life...........My stomach is upset and i am loosing control.i need to go.abe sale college kyun aata tha fir.Sala problem yeh nahin tha ki player kam ho gaya.abe fielder kam ho jata tha.woh bahut badi problem thi.I cant resist myself from mention this stuff.What we always use to do was use toi make contribution to buy balls.So first timers ko ullu banaya.Kadam,korba,rahul jha sabko pappu banaya aur paisa liya.Now u know the people of MGM,they neither got the batting nor the bowling.They just got one thing standing in the hot sun and picking the balls at the boundaries.And further to that hamare kokate aur sameer bhai paise leke ball khareedke lane ke bahane mast mein vada pav,dhabeli daba ke aa rahe hai.We never left a single chance to screw peoples ass.Did i mentioned who was the opener of class.Be smart as the opener is the most important batsmen of team.Dont believe me ask Sachin Tendulkar,Hayden,Gilchrist.......list is endless.Yah it was me.Your own pautiya aka Gaurav.You see i was the Wall,the opponent crusher,the swashbuckler.....okay okay.....okay.theek hai.jada sach nahin bolta hu.kafi log bolenge hazam nahin hua.are pata hai na MGM ka public.So then it was decided to pick the team.I had a good amount of discussion with gajain and he told me dont be a captain.Kisiko bakra bana.samjha samjha lar.And i made a wise decision.So finally in the class i and gnyandeep sat down picking the team.We decided on the list of bowlers,then batsmen and finally discussed the captain.Now time for some hidden facts and truths.I didnt wanted captain to be Gnyandeep, he never use to listen to anyone.that use to annoy me.And again since i wanted a captain who was good,patient and a good bakra.So i and gnyandeep made a pact we will make captain but at the end we both will make decisions.I said fine.But count me.So who better then our own kokate.So this is how we decided Rohan Kokate as our captain.

I think i have long been due for a new post.I have been crushed under the meadows of the assignment.So coming back the first year seems to be very long.I made few interesting friends also.One of them was sameer.A total time paas.Got lucky and had a great relationship with some gal.......Sirf mahengi cheez hi kareedta hai.kuc bhi pucho pehle rate bolta hai cheez ka.hahahaha......There was one guy who always use to walk the college showing his undies to college.Yah none other than hard aka Vijay.An interesting story why he was named Hard infact while talking to everybody he made use of word HARD lot like kya hard bandi hai........hahahaha pehli baar suna.but hereafter he was named HARD.A super tall guy named Nilendra became a supermodel...........common hamare college mein koi bhi banta tha.sabko pata hai.Haan one more pheku i can remember Rupesh.Still remember one instance when one of our professor called him inside the room and as always blasted him inside the room.But unfortunately two of the biggest legpullers of the college caught him......yuppp none other then Rohan and ketan.And he came out and started boasting in front of all...........abe le liya aaj salunke ko.saale ko bol diya sir nahin chalega.kya hai.maine bola mada****** aisa nahin hoga.we laughed like anything.common buddy we are not small kids.seriously its worth relooking those moments and confessing that they were really hillarious. Had really been blessed with a great engineering life- full of fun and masti.Haste haste time went and then came my first roadblock of engineering the exams.My first engineering exams and i took it very lightly.Kuch nahin pada and directly went to give the exams.And with this came to an end tom first semester.
Will talk about next semester in my next blog...............