Hillarious and Classic tales of MGM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Classic Tales of MGM............this is one area which really has been an area of discussion of gals and guys of MGM.

Will begin with guy from our class-Inder.Ab hamare inder paaji bade confuse rahe pure engg. mein. In 3rd Semester a madam came and she was teaching us Numerical Techniques and PCT. So Inder ji ko un par dil aa gaya tha. Bas aisa kehtha tha" Gaurav yaad na dila mujhe. Bas mein toh unke khawabon mein rehna chahtha hu". Are bhai kaun utha raha hai. Waise shhhhhhh ........ are woh muvie dekhi hai -Ek choti si love story......haan manisha wali bas ussi se inspire ho gaya tha. Apni hi love story likhna chahtha. Chi Chi........... Inder. Waise on a serious note he had strong feelings for gal of biomed.....jisse usne kitni baar apne dil ki baat kehna chahi...kahi but usne nahin sunni. So uske Best Friend ke saath bhi ek incident hua Raman. He got into serious friendship with Nahid. Hum sabne anna ko bas janna chalu kiya the us waqt. So one day during break one of the guys from comps dept came down and said " Abe upar scene chalu hai. Ek ladki ne ladke ko bajaya". Ohhhhh babyyyyyy mein bhaga bola sahi hai. Maine bola " Kaun Pita .......... Kya Huaaaaa" Upar jake dekha toh hamara anna khada tha. Areeeeee..... Waise niche wali khabar jhoothi thi. Un dono ka jhagda chal raha tha aur kuch nahin bas. Ab anna chup kaise baith sakta tha ego par baat thi. Pura college khada tha. Toh anna ne bol diya "Hey Bitch just shut up". Oye hoye bas kya tha woh boli" You Dogggggg".Ram ram kya chal raha tha. Dono gali par gali. But pata hai na jhagde se hi toh pyaar bhadta hai. Haan fir kya muvies nahin dhekthe. Kya pata tha yeh ek romanctic love story ki shuruaat thi. Waise suna hai nahid ne raman ko is incident ke baad sorry kahan tha. Raman chah gaya yaar tu toh.I think i didnt mentioned the incident between kunal and shibna properly. I told you shibna called inder. When kunal came to know of it he told inder that he would like to talk to shibna. As shibna had told inder she was on the way to meet Dimple. Now Inder called on Dimple's mobile but i guess shibna nahin thi. Toh He left a message with dimple with keeness to talk to her. Waise Kunal ko agar mauka mile toh he wuld like to meet his old friend shibna(My Guessss). So that was one thing which i was not able to mention appropriately(Correction). Here comes another one - So lambe samay tak dil mein modelling ki aashayein liye nil college mein walk karte rahe. Are practice kar raha tha. Khud ko Akshay jaisa bolta tha......... Akshay kaunsa akshay be Bihar ka??????? Sale aise Akshay wahan bahut hai.Marega ab pakka agli baar marega mujhe. I guess many are not aware of this. During this tym nil and dimple use to go out in nite. Nil always said we didnt had nething but always boasted of one thing "Are Dimple ne gola khilaya........aur upar se bolta hai malai gola........ hehehehe." Bolta tha Dimple is crazy about me. Bahut kharcha karti haim mere par. Sahi hai khao khao.Are sab flavour ke gole khao. But inki baat gole par hi khatam ho gayi. I have spoken so many times of Sameer aur Namrata, so yet again. Yeh bhi classic scene tha. Sameer and namrata had an argument. Finally they both decided to part ways.....Sameer got that upset he banged his hand on wall and broke his hand. Ab Namarata ko handle sirf sameer jaisa samajhdaar ladka hi kar sakta tha. Bas kya tha iske baad uska jigri dost usko lekar gaya MGM Hospital. Are baju mein hi tha college ke, ladkiyon ko impress kar raha tha. Purana style. Mein aur ketan bhi pahuche. Hum log masti kar rahe the. Ankur bola " Tum log ko samajhtha nahin hai. Tum log mein maturity nahin hai." Mein aur ketan pagal ho gaye isko kya hua. Yeh sab dekhke Namrata ka dil bhar aaya. Are so called bhartiya nari hai aakhir kaar. So she cried and again they got together. Sameer manna padega style haiiiiii. Waise is waqt hamare class ki ek ladki ki dosti hui comps ke hero ke saath. Browse ur memory........Hey Sneha and Rohan. Yeah they became very good friend and the usual hi hello soon transformed into a Phone-a-friendship. Sneha ka woh rohan ko phone aur rohan ki woh baatein.....Lagta tha Fevicol ka jod hai.That close bonding came to end only after engg. Fevicol ka jod tha itni aasani se thodi hi ........ So waise ek story miss ho gayi mere se. Toh pata hai na Hitesh-Ritika. Yah so somewhere in aug/sept outside Electronic lab Hitesh was waiting for ritika. He gave a serious and valiant attempt to improve the friendship which i guess was the first step which many would be unaware of. Ritika ka Birthday tha june mein aur usne gift shayad aug-sep mein diya tha. Ritika toh blush hi kar gayi. Boli "Thanks.Waise kya zaroorat thi. Tum toh bas 2 much ho!!!!!!!!!!" Waise gift tha Watch. He is a smart fella and as everyone knows this guy had the last laugh. Kehthe hai chit bhi uski pat bhi uski.But uska badluck mein wahan par tha. So this act of him was the stepping stone of their later turning into deep friendship . How can i........are our sarvesh he was also fond of one gal. I know everyone knows about it but still will talk about it-Harsha. He made so many attempt to sweep the gal of her feets but it never worked. Well to my knowledge Harsha had a crush on Ketan which we all come to know from good friend of harsha itself. Waise mujhe yeh bhi yaad hai yeh hi year mein Lot of our good friends from Diploma came into college. One of our very good friend rohan patil. Aisa lagta hai Tata ne scheme sirf uske liya nikala hai. Subah kya raat kya, hamesha mobile par hi rehtha tha. Abe lunch bhi mobile par karta tha. Hmmmmmm........ Kuch Comps dept ki baatein. Dombivali group. So Pramod had developed feelings for Sonal. Boothkar toh pyaar mein chala gaya shiripriya ke. I guess he was one guy who was really serious for a gal.

Putting an end time to all next will be talking about the first and last E/T Trip-Mahabaleshwar.

Ek Shikaar, Ek Shikaari aur Ek Haseena !!!!!!!!!!! - Part2

The story has not yet ended. Continuing with second part as i mentioned in my last blog a funny incident happened. Ankur called me and we were talking casually and suddenly i told him " Mein Ankur tere naam se Shibna ko Prospose karta hu. Masti karte hai." Ankur ne bola" Kyun masti kar raha hai. Sale meri kyun maarte rehthe ho tum log. Bas karo". I said"Just for fun". He relented but said i am in no way responsible for this and you still remember you once jokingly said to shibna using Ketans Id, so dont forget that incident. I said dude dont worry. Mein hoon na. We all will handle this thing." Hero banane ka bahut shauk tha, u know wat wuld hav happened........ So soon i called shibna and in the mid of conversation i asked her" tereko ankur kaisa lagta hai" .Boli" Ankur is one of my closest friends." Hmmmmmmm Closest but mein thodi gehraiyon mein jana chahtha tha. So i asked her " Sahi hai. But more then that. Tujhe ankur pasand hai". Soon she asked me what happened why are you asking like this. And i said you both will make a great Couple. Bas uske baad jo controversy uthi kya kahu. Next day i came to college and found myself in the epicentre of all things. Ankur and shibna ,guess,had a talk with each other and it turned out that after this both stopped talking to each other. Ab yeh khabar aag ki tarah fail chuki thi hamare college mein. And u know wat knowing our classmates everyone will come and ask " Are Ankur ne propose maara". Sala aag mein ghee ka kaam kar rahe the.

Scene 1: Ankur sitting in quad at one end and shibna at other end. Waise dono ne yeh cheez ko kafi hawa di. Ankur sitting alone at quad away from us started to weigh more in this scene. Ab ankur naraaz, shibna upset.......... kya baat hai full filmi scene tha. Ab lagni thi toh kisi ki.

Scene 2: Ab break hua aur mein mast mein niche utara ekdum Happy happy. They all were ganged up waiting for me...........i was quite unaware of peoples intentions found myself in the herd surrounded by four corners. Preeta asked me who started to spread this news and i said three people only knew of this and when i came to college everyone knew of it and its not me. Bas is baar mere bhag khul gaye i got support from Kunal. He shouted at everyone.Kya dekhtha hu Sutar.........haan haan Nitin Sutar scene mein. All fighting for me. Mein apne naseeb par bharosa nahin kar paya. And the GMW(G*** marne wale) kahan the. Yeah baby.......K&K the formidable group- Ketan and Kokate.

Scene 3: K&K had blast in all this. Sala maari ankur ki, meri............ab mauka par chauka maara salon ne. But is baar K&K ki zada nahin maar paye. Shaam ko Ankur aur shibna kahan ...........Canteen mein mast mein haste haste noodles kha rahe the. Ankur khana laya toh shibna ankur ke liye paani. Kya baat hai lag hi nahin raha tha ki un dono ke beech kuch hua tha. So happily this contoroversy died a natural death but by creating a storm that everyone weathered out and found solace where it should have.

So isme kuch log kafi paas aa gaye. haan mujhe pata tha tum log yehi sochoge.........are shibna aur kunal. Ulta ho gaya na. Are Kunal ne shibna ko impress kar diya. Woh toh hona hi tha. Shibna ho gayi flat.........uske style par. So yeh shayad fest se pehle tha. Uske baad bhi kafi kuch hua. Ankur ke naam par hamare group ne Shibna ko Rose daala tha.Yeh sab mazaak dheere dheere mazaak nahin reh gaya aur yeh ban gaya ek sach jo ankur aur shibna ke beecha ka tha karwa sach. Dont believe me.........................Ab tak maine ankur ki baat ki hai. Magar maine kahan na ek parallel story saath mein chal rahi thi Kunal ki. Ab Miss call se baat aage bhadi and they became very close friend. So it soon turned out that they both use to talk for long hours with each other. Ab kunal aur shibna ne raat ko sona bhi kam kar diya. Shibna aur kunal dono ke phone ki battery discharge ho jati thi magar unki baatein khatam nahin hoti thi. Aise kitni hi raatein gayi aur yeh kahani rang lene lagi. But kahin meetha hai toh kuch khaata bhi hoga. By now u shuld have known all..........so they had their own moments where they disagreed with each other. They had their own share of fights. Apparently they never officially acknowledged even to themselves but they were on their way to become a couple. There was hope that started to float in air. But Shibna came with a cracker.........Kya she started to share her moments,talks,fights with all of her friends. That came as a cropper to their brewing relationship. Aur yeh saari baatein dheere dheere bahar aane lagi. Group mein kisiko nahin pata tha that Kunal and shibna both were in that deep waters. For us this came as a shock. Haan so it so happened that Kunal stopped talking to shibna as a result of this. She called inder and told him that" Kunal ko bol mujhe usse baat karni hai". Aur bas kya tha ab kunal toh pagal hi ho gaya. He got very upset. Usne kahan" Mere se itna baat karti hai. Mera no hai fir bhi mujhe nahin kahan. Agar baat karni thi toh mereko call karthi thi." Waise Shibna baat mein weight hai. Fir shibna tried a lot to talk to him.......i believe kunal should have responded to her. Well aakhir mein achi ladki hai. lagta nahin hai aapko Kuch jada bhav kha raha tha. Ladki ne khullum khulla ailan kar diya tha(Song) " Tu mera saathi hai......mein teri dilbar......". Magar yeh zalim duniya aur woh patthar insan na tutta. Ab shibna toh ho gayi depress. Woh song suna hai(MOvie : Kasoor) "Dil mera tod diya usne bura kyun manu -2". Hai hai kunal yeh tune acha nahin kiya. Uske mobile par raat din yehi gana chalta tha. Kunal ne bhi beech mein usme wapas se umeedein jagayi...... fest mein ho yah fir last mein assignments ke waqt. Woh toh kya sama hota tha. Hum sab baithe hote the saath mein, sabke sab apne assignments mein lage hue hai. Kunal baba shining toh maarenge. Saamne baithi hoti thi shbina,preeta,namrata,dimple,vandy......aur usko dekhna hota tha. Comps ho yah It are waise pure college ki ladkiyon mein nazar aane ke saare tarike usne try kar liye. Shibna hai ram aur bhi deewani ho gayi. Ab toh ga hi diya usne gaana" Teri Deewani........Teri Deewani. TUne kya kar dala mar gayi mein mit gayi mein......" So haseesna thi Shibna, Shikaari tha Kunal aur shikaar tha Ankur. Aakhir mein shikaari ne haseena se apne dil-e-haal baiyaan kiya aur shibna ne bhi wohi kiya jo uske saath hua. But u know spirit of our college........hehehehe ......They all moved on so fast. Lagta hai abhi ki baat hai.

Some funny incidents in next blog

Ek Shikaar, Ek Shikaari aur Ek Haseena!!!!!!!!!!!!-Part 1

The wind of memories is rambling me, trekking me into those timeless days that have been part of all MGMItes. So its time for us to again get into age of romance. Well ab yeh toh ho nahin sakta ki yeh sem mein kuch hua hi nahin ho. Well so continuing from where i left. So yeh kahani hai "Ek Shikaar, Ek Shikaari aur Ek Haseena" ki. Ab love triangle hai itna toh samajh hi gaye hoge. Rolling back to 4th semester, Feb 2005. I have told you earlier that Ankur and Kunal both had been through a torrid breakup. Well kahani kafi parallel chal rahi hai kyunki dono ko ladki ne kalti maar diya aur dono ne ek hi ladki se baat karni chalu ki. Hmmmmmmmmm .......Scene hai bhailog.Hehehehe........well in mumbai language both got a "GPL" from their gals. Shantiiii Bhaiyo!!!!!!!!! They were soaking and sulking in pain.........are bas karo yaar dil par ho raha tha unhe dard control paajiiii. So but u know the spirit of guys, they moved on very fast. And soon they found an able support in who none other then Shibna. Oh oh oh Shibna......... Shibna ke support ka toh aaj tak hum bhi intezaar kar rahe hai. Dekho usne diya preeta aur namrata ko, aakhir kaar unhe shaadi karni hi padi.Shhhhhhh Koi sun lega. Raaz ki baat hai samajh gaye na. ;) Hehehehe...........So hua aisa Ankur started to call Shibna a lot and shibna reciprocated. It so happened that shibna was going somewhere and she had talked to ankur on that night on phone. Suddenly she started crying and said him "Ab hum dono kitne din baat nahin kar payenge". Ankur ne isse kuch jada hi literally le liya. Well kunal ki entry kab hui fir. I still remember, hota aisa tha jab bhi sameer, ankur, mein yah ketan hote toh hamare cell se woh shibna ko miss call marta tha for fun, masti, tp. Soon it turned out that both started to call each other a lot. AB shibna kafi busy ho gayi thi. Ab usse 2 logon se baat karni padti thi. Ankur ke call receive karne padte the Aur Shibna ko Kunal ko call karna padta tha. Hmmmmmmmmm............Well no doubt gals r apt at managing time. Everyone will agree with me!!!!!!!!! Initially everyone was confused kya chal raha hai. Nobody had any idea how much Kunal and shibna were talking to each other on phone. Both never use to talk in college. But ankur ko shaq ho chuka tha kyunki shibna Kunal........Kunal bahut kar rahi thi And it was getting to Ankur's nerve. Usse lagne laga "Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye". But shayad aisa tha ki Shibna ki Bonding dono ke saath achi thi but she developed a special soft corner for our hero "Kunal". But let me brief you about ankur and shibna.
Well if lot of E&T classmates remember we all went for Mahabaleshwar trip. yaad aaya ......... So will just mention a small thing of it. Is waqt Ankur aur Kunal dono were the leaders in arranging the trip. Yaad hai na corridors mein....... class mein kaise plan karte the. So us waqt ankur ne kafi logon ko impress karna chalu kar diya. Ab Ankur shining maare toh kunal kahan se piche rehtha. So he jumped into bandwagon and soon it was the clash of titans again. Toh but kunal got away with maximum accolades and praises. Ab sabse bada kaam usne jo kiya tha. He again became the heartthrob of gals and unchallenged leader of group. Ketans dad didnt allowed ketan to come for trip. Kunal stopped the bus near to ketans house and made sure that ketan joined us in trip.This floored all guys and gals. Kya baat hai. Ab isse toh impress hona hi tha. Ladkiyan boli" So Chweet!!!!!!!!!" Ahem ....Ahemmmmm. Aur ladke bole "Yeh hai sacha dost" .So Kunal ne shibna ko aur impress kar diya. But knowing ankur do u think he will be waiting for things 2 happen. While returning we stopped and shopped strawberries, mulberries for our family. Ankur ne bhi kharida magar .......... hehehehehe. Haan aur jis din hum return aaye us din ankur ka call aaya aur bola gaurav mujhe kharghar mein mil. Maine bola ekdum se isko kya ho gaya. Then he met me at Kharghar(where i live) and told me he want me to give company as he want to give gift mulberries to preeta and shibna. Dhat teriiiiiiii.........ab jante ho na mein toh sacha dost hu so i gave him d company. Preeta ke ghar ke niche hum mile aur shibna bhi wahan aayi 5 mins mein. Mujhe pucha gaurav tu nahin laya. Maine kahan yeh laya na aur shibna tere liye toh mein Kunal ko laya hu mahabaleshwar se, Blush karne lagi. Naam lete hi kya smile di. Hmmmmmm ............ magar ankur ke saamne nahin kahan. Thoda toh smart hu.
After coming back from Mahabaleshwar a funny incident did happened which turned out into a big nightmare for me and a publicity gimmick for ankur and shibna. I would elaborate about it in my next blog.
To Be Continued....................

End of Ennui and Beginning of New Aurora - Semester 4

Hey Everyone so its time to hark back to college and out we come from shackles of boredom that gripped us during our holidays..........weeee no way, am talking about others. We for sure had a blast in our holidays since we went out for our very first trip. So now it was time for new person to join the group........Shivraman aka Shiv aka raman and fondly we refer him as anna...........This was the time when i actually noticed him. In breaks he use to come with rohan and i use to find him tad boring initially because he use to keep to himself most of the times as we didnt knew each other. Soon uska acha dost bana Ankur jodi thi dum daar. I remember once he came during break aur ketan ne comment paas kiya " Abe Rohan ka secretary aa gaya". Yeh anna ne sun liya aur uske baad woh bahut roya. he got that upset that for some time he didnt even talked to Ketan. Hehehehe Secretaryyyyy.........abe sale 2 chai aur 1 samosa leke aa saleeeeeee...........Anna ko call karke logon ko pareshan karne ki bahut aadat thi. raaz ki baat batau Abe uske dad ko free tha local call........wohi toh his 4 years of engg life went in 2 things........Phone aur padai in short P&P. Abe kabhi college hi nahin aata tha sirf ghar par hi baitha rehtha tha aur padai karta tha. Khud ki padai ke baad dusro ko pakata tha phone par........Waise anna zara bhi nahin badla aaj bhi waisa hi hai. Hehehehe....... he is gonna kill me now. Haan mujhe ek aur cheez yaad hai jab hum Dilli trip se wapas aaye the tab kunal ne hume invite kiya Medical ke Fest mein.Whoa!!!!!! yeh kunal ka aaj tak ka sabse acha kaam tha.Now before your tongue starts rolling i will get to business. So It so happened that Kunal was invited to fest by Madhulika and Swati Pandey. Hmmmmmmmm. Ab maine socha ghar par baithe kya karunga toh socha lets go and njoy the party!!!!!!!!!!! I was more excited so reached before all. As i started to come near the entrance i thought better i will call kunal and wait for him. Thoda conscious ho gaya tha. So Outside the entrance i saw one group performing on stage. I said good work!!!!!! After performance i turned back and walked out further to see if they came. But later they told me you go inside we are coming in few minutes. As i was talking to them and started to go inside the college a gal came running outside and was giggling and laughing. She was the one who performed just on the stage and we two were the only people just outside the entrance.I was little away from entrance she saw me and stopped at that time, turned back. Started to walk slowly and again turned back and smiled at me. This gal went on to become the lead dancer and model of medical later in her days. Soon i walked in and all of my frnd came inside. Kunal was anxiously searching for someone.Easy guess jisne usse invite kiya tha but exactly kaun.......yeh toh aap log hi sochthe raho. So all performances got over and it was time for DJ..... Sameer forced me to enter the dance floor. Mein sameer nach rahe the..........aur baju mein thi medical ki beautiful gals. Kya nazara tha..........sach mein.Soon sameer pointed to me dere is one gal who is having an eye on you. Bola" sale ja dance ke liye puch". Maine bola " Pagal ho gaya hai". She was the same gal i had talked above of. Fir mein aur sameer bahar gaye sabko bulane ke liye. Kunal toh baharse bas kisiko nachthe hue dekh raha tha aur wait kar raha tha invitation ka. Bahut bola kunal chal chal....... but to no avail.Pagal ho gaya tha sala........Hamare alawa kaun puchtha hai usse. Hehehehe...... Toh next time i, sameer and randeep went in for the dance. What i and sameer noticed was she switched the group and this time started dancing with people near to us. I am not joking,kidding or........ but this happened. But mein hu fattu toh usko na jake pucha na baat kiya wen even she was standing alone seeing someone dancing........Bas kya tha this was the end of the night and fest and the beginning of new story which u will not come to know nemore..................So as college started our results came out. Is baar toh hamare class ka result dhamkedaar tha jiski gunj ear mein kum kahin aur jada gunj rahi thi.......... samajh gaye na. Samajhdaar ho gaye ho.Hmmmmmmmmmmm. So results was not that good and that was where i could find some solace for myself ki class ka result hi kaharaab hai aisa nahin ki sirf mera hi sabse kharab result hai. Are Tasaaliii re padai ki nahin thi maine toh result acha kaise aata. So bas jaldi hi college shuru hua. Waise us waqt meri bhi baj gayi thi ek aisa scene jis par mujhe log aaj tak sunate hai. After results Ritika called me in nite and i told her about my results but couldn't talk much as i was outside and soon disconnected the call. So later next day i tried to call her as she sounded upset on nite wen i talked to her. But to my surprise she was not picking up the call. I thought she is very upset and may be in no mood to talk to anyone. I tried sometime later too again i was surprised and gently a guy told me " Ritika bahut upset hai. Woh kisise baat nahin karna chahthi hai. Toh tum aage se call mat karna"...........I said okay dats fine. Quite a rude shock for me and from that day she paid price so many times which i cant talk about as she always wanted most of things betwwen us away from peoples glare. But itna zaroor kahunga she regretted this a lot aur kitna aplogetic thi woh.....she knows better. Leave it isse jada kuch nahin kehna hai mujhe. Haan toh is waqt one more guy got a rude shock. This time it was Ankur.Uske dilli se aate hi aarushi ne usse kuch jada hi bada shock diya.She broke up with him. Usse toh aisa laga jaise zameen hi hil gayi ho. Is baar ankur ko support chahiye tha aur woh mila usse sabse jada "Shibna" mein. Kya Shibna kabhi hume bhi support deti..........Ankur,Kunal ke liye hi tha sara support. So this is going to be my talking point of this semester. Sochtha hu film story hi likh du in par.......... jiska title hoga" Ek haseena, Ek shikaari aur ek shikaar". batayenge hum Kisse tha kisse pyaar magar abhi karo thoda intezaar........Toh chalo moving on. This semester brought with it so many things. Kafi masti, padai, romances........ in all beginning to some new things in our group that changed the dynamics a lot, can be said. Gradually you will come to know about it. Yeh semester mein hi shayad Kunal ne kahan tha- " Jisko jo karna hai woh karo. Group ka remote mere haath mein hona chahiye". Abe sale hum log tereko channels dikhthe hai jo remote haath mein hona chahiye. Haath mein sirf ek cheez rakh jada maza aayega.......hehehehe. So just a Teaser of what you can expect in 4th sem.
To be Continued..........................

Unforgettable journey-Dilli-6 Part-2

Day 4:So continuing with our trip subah hui aur shuruaat hui agle din ki. Socha will have something interesting.Waise sach toh yeh hai ki Day 4 mein jada interesting kuch nahin tha.Again we all went outside to hangout and visit some places.Aate waqt mein kisi se baat nahin kar raha tha.Was upset. Kunal bola "chod abhi bus mein baith ja baad mein baat karte hai kya hua." Maine bola "Delhi saath mein aaye the Tumne mujhe akela chod diya". hehehehe..........Sale kaminey aaj tak akela chod diya ka naara leke maarte rehthe hai.After a long day Ghum ke aane ke baad bola chalo kahin hum log dinner karte hai. Toh hum log dinner karne gaye Dhabe mein. Ab delhi mein ho aur dhabe mein na khao toh tumne kya khaya yaar........ bas fir kya tha hum log dhabe mein gaye. Wahan hamari public ne jo order dena chalu kiya kya bolu. All guys had in them the habit of ordering more food and then leaving behind d food. But in sabke beech mein ek bandah tha jo khane ko waste nahin hone dena chahtha tha. Ji haan bhaiyon or beheno mein. Bas us din kasam kha li thi kuch bhi ho jaye aaj khana waste nahin hone dunga. Toh kaise toh dheere dheere khana khatam kar hi diya. Kunal,Rohan, Ketan toh pagal ho gaye bola "abe khayaaaaa kaise."Haan fir kya tha uske baad back to home. Tabhi Ankur bola mein zara call karke aata hu.Usi waqt ketan uthkar bola are ankur ko company deta hu.Hum log bole abe woh phone par hoga tu kya karega company deke. Toh Ashish....are aakhir usne kuch bola. Woh bola "rakhwali karega." Baad mein Rohan aur kunal ne bola gaurav ek kaam kar na neeche se Juice leke aa na. Toh mein niche gaya toh kya dekha Ketan Coins leke khada hua hai. Maine bola "sale kamine tu bhi call karne aaya tha." Magar tab se line mein hi laga hua tha. Hehehe.......Kuch cheeze kabhi nahin badalti.Hmmmmmmm fir raat ko kya hua ek zabardast discussion. Ab topic bhi kaunsa "Independence." Mein jake so gaya bola bahut pakane wale hai. Zabardast discussion hua bahut hulla gulla hua. Thode samay baad sab log sone chale gaye.Kunal hamare bed par aake so gaya. Us par is baat ka kuch zyaada hi asar hua tha.Sab log ache ache sapne dekh rahe the.Beech mein kareeb 4 baje kunal utha aur Chilane laga "Angrezo bharat chodo". Sabki jo fatti.It was so hillarious.Sabki hawa tight yeh kunal ko kya ho gaya. Mereko laga Shivaji reborn ho gaye hai. Moving on.......

Day 5 and Day6:Ab hamne decide kiya ki hum log Hardwar jate hai. It was a one day trip.Bas ab hamare plan toh aise hi hote hai. Toh kya tha Ankur bola "tension mat lo mein Car book karta hu. Are mein Hoon na..........."bassss jab jab kisi ne aisa bola hai group mein matlab samajh jana chahiye kuch toh Scene hai re Baavaaaaa.......Toh bas subah subah sab taiyar hue aur nikal pade
hardwar ke liye.Haan ab kunal kabhi back seat par baitha hai jo ab baiththa. Woh bola "mein sabse lamba hu meri taange peeche fit nahin hongi." Sahi baat hai hame hi bana raha tha. Are driver kya tha, kya gadi chala raha tha jaan hi le li usne hamari. We all were very scared. We felt aaj toh gaye.Sabki fatti hui thi. Beech mein kunal bola " Uncle koi jaldi nahin hai aaram se chalao".But he was in no mood. And in the end trying to overatke usne bicycle wale ko gira diya. But he was not content with that aur usne ek gaadi ko thok diya. Shayad Haryanvi tha garam khoon..........chad gaya.khud ki galti aur un par chad raha tha.But woh uske bhi baap the. So finally he relented and accepted his fault.Finally we drove and as we came close by i tried to recollect all my childhood memories. But mujhe kal ka yaad nahin rehtha toh bachpan ka kaise yaad rehtha. So i tried to guide them to my tauji's house. But hamesha galat. Kunal bhadak gaya bola" Sale pata nahin hai toh mu kyun kholta hai". Finally maine bola yeh raasta hai. Kunal bolne laga sale khud ke ghar ka raasta nahin pata. Waise baat bhi sahi hai itni baar galat jo bola tha. So finally ghar pahuche aur tauji ne kahan " Take some rest we will go in evening to Hrishikesh and Harkipaudi". So finally evening mein decide kiya ki chalo Harkipaudi hoke aate hai. Chalo Ganga mein paap dho ke aa jate hai.Toh bas fir kya tha sab paani mein utare. Mein kuch jaada hi shaana bana. Bola Swimming karunga. So i tried to swin against the current aur aage hi nahin bhad paya. Aur hamesha ki tarah ho gaya popat. Rohan aur ketan utare bola chalo ganga mein dubaki maarte hai.Rohan toh andar aate hi bahar aa gaya.Bola" Kitna thanda hai paani". So what he and ketan did was jus sprinkled water on their bodies and started saying" paap dhool gaye". Wow ..... .......maan gaye Ustad!!!!!!!!!! Then we finally went to Hrishikesh where in we went to Laxman Jhula and then just missed the Evening Aarti. So we decided to visit as many temples as much as we can. Finally while coming back we went to my uncles house(Chachaji's house). Wapas aate waqt kaminey sale meri lene lage. Ab confidence ke baadshah log saamne baithe the. Car mein gana chal raha tha. Tabhi Kunal ne pucha Gaurav ek baat bata is muvie ka hero kaun hai. Toh maine bola" Abe Yeh Paap movie hai. Dekha memory." Kunal boal-Woh chod hero bol" Maine bola Abhsishek bachachan" Bola dekhi teri memory aur bahut hasse. Salon ne uske baad 4 saal tak li meri Paap ka hero bata bolke.KOi na..............And then finally hum log ruke tauji ke yahan raat ko.We all had great amount of fun as everyone will acknowledge. Subah Subah nikalna tha toh decide hua ki fresh ho jao. I took a bath not so sure all others did. Ek toh winter season upar sa paani itna thanda aur woh bhi subah subha (pause) yeh toh hona hi thaaaa.Again while going back we visited some temples .Jate waqt Ankur ne bola ki we will stop at my uncles house and then finally go back to delhi. We stopped at some place near to hardwar and met his uncle.Really it was so great to meet them and have dinner with them. Real great fun. Aur isi ke saath humne wapasi ki delhi ke liye. And finally every one went to their respective rooms.

Day 7: Is din hum sab taiyar hoye aur socha chalo monastery jate hai kuch shopping karte hai. Ankur ne kahan bahut sahi market hai. Toh kahan sahi hai, chalo chalte hai. Is baar ankur bhi meri tarah ho gaya.Kunal ne toh uski le hi li. Bola "18 saal se reh raha hai abhi tak raasta nahin malum.Kabhi ghar se bahar nikala hai" Same old thing. Haan fir hum pahuche Monastery market and i did the shopping.1 shirt aur jeans li thi.Woh shirt aaj bhi mera saath de rahi hai.Fir uske baad ek dum se rohan ka mood hua bola movie dekhna hai.Are fir kya tha woh peeche pad gaya.Movie thi "Musafir". Aur usko kuch bhi karke muvie dekhni thi. Ticket mil rahi thi black mein. Kunal bola not worth it yaarrrr.Baad mein aaya discuss kiya rohan bola "mein daalta hu magar movie dekhthe hai." So kunal went back but to everyones horror he raised the money again. Then we gave up and finally went back to home.Us din kunal ne shayad ek Air gun le li thi. Uske haath mein khilauna aa gaya tha. Bas kya tha style toh maarni thi.

Day 8: Nothing special,sat at home. Did nothing bas kunal apni gun ke saath laga raha aur wohi game sab khelte rahe. I dont think we went anywhere. Haan yeh game ke chakkar mein kunal ne ghar ke aadhe se jada tubleights fod di. Pura plan tha uska hame andhere mein rakhne ka.

Day 9: Last day of our trip. Aaj mein toh surpise ho gaya.Itna pata tha last din hai ankur toh jayega Aarushi ko milne. But later aarushi came to home with a cake.Ohhhhhhhh.........very surprising. Then they both spend the time together.ab bichad jo rahe the toh kisi ne disturb nahin kiya. Aarushi was not feeling good as Ankur was leaving.Uska pyaar wapas laut raha tha.So she was upset aur hamare kaminey public unko pareshan karne mein lage rahe. Waise dono ro rahe the. Kyun yeh toh aaj tak mystery hai. USke baad Kunal woke up and don the cap of detective.Aur uske baad woh jo form mein aaya.Ab pata hai when kunal get into his strides no body can face him.And same happened with ankur. Uski toh kasam se le li kunal ne. Ketan aur harshika ki khanai bas 2 din ki thi aur isi ke saath khatam ho gayi. Bas unki thi cute si phone love story. So cute na.....hehhehehe. Woh ab meri jaan lene wala hai.And finally we left and went to Nizamuddin station.From there we boarded the train

Day 10: So hum train mein travel kar rahe the. So we met some people out there and then bas kya tha dosti ho gayi.Chak de Phatte........ Wahan maine pehli baar patte khelna sikha. So this was the beginning of a game which i and kunal endlessly played together "Bluff". I didnt knew the rules and again did some stupidity. Udhar ek bhaiya jo mile un ne pucha tune galat patta feka
hai.I was shocked and said" Haan!!!!!!!kaise pata chala". Ho gaya popat isme bolna nahin hota hai. Aur buri tarah haar gaya. But jahan tak yaad hai ek game jeeta bhi tha.God is so Great!!!!!!! Then unme se ek bhaiya ek uncle ka haath padne lage. Hum log shock ho gaye toh unhone kaha " It's just my hobby. I do it sometimes". Bas sabne haath dikha diye. Kunal ko bola "Tereko yeh sem mein KT lagega". Mereko bola "Tujhe kabhi gf nahin banegi and u will never go abroad". Kya baat hai dono hi galat nikale mere toh.Ankur ko bola tu management karega. Rohan ko bola " U will go very high". Aise hamre ek dost ne uska chehra padke bhi bola hai.So With this came to an end our Delhi Trip!!!!!!!!! Memorable in many ways.

Semester 4 next

Unforgetable Journey- Dilli 6(Part 1)

Inputs from Rohan Kokate and Gaurav Bharadwaj

Here we are to embark you all through a journey of our memories into the first trip of our group- Trip to Delhi.This was in many ways a memorable trip.Trickling down the memory lane again we will tell you things uncensored and uncut to many events that unfolded in the trip. So lets begin with the reason for going to Delhi. If you all remember Ankur had fallen for a gal from Delhi. The gals name was Aarushi.She had a breakup and Ankur as always the man of the moment, dukh ka saathi. They fell for each other which gave rise to a small love story.Ab ankur pyaar mein tha pagal aur use jana tha Delhi.So he asked all of us to organise a trip to Delhi, kyunki ghar walein chodte nahin the. Everyone accepted the idea except for one guy. I relented and wanted to go to goa. Sabne koshish ki magar i was not willing to go there. Den finally we went to vashi, guess for shopping at Center mall. Aranya took me and tried to convince me.He just said "dude----Pyar ka mamla hai.Aur dosti ki khatir."Ab kya karta maan gaya.Waise mere manne ya na maane se kuch farak nahin padta tha trip toh delhi ki hi hoti thi.Neways so we were at Kunal place and planning to book the tickets.Aur fir sab log ne jake tickets book kar di.magar maine bola ki return ticket "20th ki honi chahiye.Mereko class lagani thi."But to no avail.Hmmmmmmm.........fir kya tha chalo dilli.So we all sat in train and started d journey.Yes we all were excited and raring to go. One of the most interesting case that happened was some eunuchs came in compartment.Ab ham sabki fat gayi.Pehli baar sab ghar se nikale hai.And suddenly one came close to Ketan.He was scared looking here and there. Guess what she grabbed his nose and whispered something to him.......kya sabko sunayi diya."Teri naak itni badi hai toh neeche ka kitna bada hoga".Whoa....ohhhhh.One should have looked at ketan at dat time.Aur uska reaction - he put his hand somewhere.Aur uske baad sab jo hase usko dekhke.He was stunned no words.But izzat ki baat thi ab sabse handsome hai toh compliment bhi milega na. Raat ko pandey ne bahut pareshan kiya.Sala sone nahin deta tha. Pandey ne ankur ki bahut li train mein.Ankur ne Kunal par kafi comments maare the gf ko leke.Phir ankur ne warning di kunal ko.woh uska hamesha ka dialogue" ab aage kuch bola na dosti tod dunga".Hahahaha.Soon in morning we reached Delhi.Ankur bola yahan chori bahut hoti hai samaan par dhyaan do.Mein, Ketan aur rohan ne bola-"Befikar hoke taxi dekh,koi mai ka lal kuch nahin kar sakega".Jada ho gaya na..........kuch hazam nahin hua.Ankur bola "maine sab intezaam kar diya hai.Hum log MP ke guest house par
rukenge.Koi tension nahin hai".Yah.......public mast khush.Ghar dhunda aur andar jane lage.Gate se entry mari aur hame lead kar rahe the ankur.Tabhi ankur bola "left."HUm log ne bola "Ankur ghar yahan hai" Bola woh ministers ke liye hai.Yahan koi aata nahin hai.Bola Servant Quarter mein rukenge".Dhat tere ki.Yeh toh sala googly ho gaya re.Tabhi hamne bola koi nahin.Raat ko sala quarter mein ruke.Mosquitoes ne pareshan kar diya, fan nahin.Are yaar. aur ankur khud chacha ke ghar chala gaya. Subah uthke hum log fir breakfast karne gaye.Delhi ki chai aur woh omlette. Ankur subah subah aaya aur bolke gaya" Sab log taiyar ho jao ghumne jayenge" Hum log taiyar hoke bahar zara photoshoot karne lage.Yeh ek pose rohan ka,fir ketan,fir mein.Ab aayi hero ki baari.Kunal.Har pic mein ek hi style -V ka sign.Sala kya pyaar ho gaya tha pata nahin. Haan toh maine bataya ankur kahan gaya tha.Are bade khush ho gaye nahin nahin ankur aarushi ke paas nahin gaya tha.Chacha se milne gaya tha.Aate hi bola "are ek aur jagah ka intezaam kar diya hai.PWD ke quarters mein rahenge-Kamala nagar mein ruke fir."Jaldi baji mein saaman shift kiya.Chalo yeh ghar kam se kam woh ghar se acha tha.Waise hamari total stay ka duration tha 9 days.
Day 1: Toh fir shaam ko hum Andhra Pradesh bhavan gaye aur wahan dinner kiya tha. Thali 50 rs ki.Ankur chacha ke saath aaya tha. Aur raat ko ghar wapas.
Day 2: Next day Appu ghar gaye.Sab log josh mein taiyar hue.(ye aage ke kahani ke sutradhar hai,rohan and rohit pandey)ankur pehli baar nahake nikla tha...itna deo maara sale ne...deo to body pe maar sakte hai lekin muh(face) ka kyaaaa..theek hai koi baat nahi vo bhi kounsi hema malini thi..aur apne supporting actor ketan kale bhi nikle pata nahi kyun..vo waise bhi ankur ka kandah(shoulder) dost tha..humlog to appu ghar ke liye nikle..inlog sale kidhar mara rahe the pata nahi..humlog mast mein games khel rahe the..gokarting kiya..wahan apne tom n jerry matlab gaurav and kunal ka hamesha ka jhagada..gaurav ka gaadi band pad gaya aur pandey ne peeche se aake tashan nikala..aur upar se bola "sala gaadi beech mein kyun lagaya" .. gaurav ka pair(legs) fracture hote hote bacha..beech ka pair nahi .. baadmein apne actor aur supporting actor bhi aa gaye..sala ketan bahut blush kar raha tha..mein poocha kya hua..bola kuch nahi..uska hamesha ka aadat..modesty sala..fir unlog bhi thode rides baithe humlog ke saath..aise hi dikhane ke liye par unka mann sala kidhar aur tha..fir humlog bhoot bangle mein gaye..wahan mein nahi aaya..because merko laga bhoot log merko dekhke dar jayenge..actually mein dar gaya
tha..everyone gets scared..to kya..moving on..khane ka to ek se ek intezam hua tha..bhendi 70 rs mein khana vo bhi 6 log ..daat dene padegi hotel ki.. baadmein humlog wahi 5 star ghar mein gaye jahan paani bhi sala thanda aata tha..baadmein raat ko discussion gandhiji pe hua haa...humlog pak gaye the..pandey aur ankur chalu the..kale as usual sunn raha tha aur thode bahut inputs daal raha the..aur hamara jigri paralikar ..pure trip mein ghoomshudah tha..pata nahi kis liye aaya tha..shayad ankur ne bhi usko bade bade sapne dikhaye the.. neways.. baadmein raat ko vo baatchit ka itna asar hua..ki pandey sote samay bhi "bharat chodo" chilla raha tha..mein gaurav ko tochan de raha tha..ye ab gaurav se pucho ye tochan kya hai..usko ache se yaad hai..aur ankur aur kale pura tym kusur pusur karte rehte the..
Day 3: humlog subah uthe..aur bhendi nahane ka paani khatam..ankur aur kale ne 10 jano ke nahane ka paani khatam kar diya..humlog ke liye bacha hi nahi..maaf hai..fir delhi darshan ke liye gaye the..there we were introduce to arushi and harshika..harshika ye koun hai..guys dis is the same gal for which our dear friend spend 150rs to be precise on this gal..jo ek achievement hai..kyunki ketan ladki ke liye 10 rs nikalne ke liye 2 baar sochta tha..no worries..hota hai hota hai..l---e ke liye karna padta hai..fir we sat in a bus and were goin for delhi darshan..wahan bhi humlog late pahunche..punctuality to humlog ke khoon mein hi thi..fir humlog bus mein baithe the..wahan ankur bhai ka as usual kuch to chalu tha..aur vo kale ko bola abe tu bhi haath rakh ..f--k humlog haas haas ke pagal..harshika ke saamne hi..aur kale ne rakha kya..wat u think..u guessed it rite usne haath rakha par mujh par..gaurav hamesha ladkilog pe try karne ke liye taiyar rehta hai..woh harshika ko leke kuch to joke maar raha tha ..jo shayad harshika ko abhi tak nahi samjha hoga..arre boss ye parlikar ka mein hamesha bhool jaata hoon..bande mein baat jo hai.. fir india gate ye sab ghume..mandir sab gaye the..aur fir museum gaye ..gandhi log ki bodies dekhi..wahi joote ..sab..aur aa gaye..kale aur ankur raat ko ghar phone karne ke bahane sale local hi call ghumate the..ankur ka to theek hai..but i wonder wat ketan use to speak..accha merko lagta hai ankur usse likh ke deta arre ye ye bol..humlog fir room pe kuch na kuch karte rehte the..nothin interestin as such..

To Be Continued..

End of Season of Romance-Part 3

So this is the last section for Season of Romance.
Some have dared me to speak up.Please dont expect me not to write the truths because as far as i know most of the post are absolutely true with little fiction.Would the blog remain still interesting if i dont do so.............nah.I have not written anything that is not in sync with image,i have written everything true about myself.
Action............
So coming to the end of series of romances.One man whose search was unending was Ankur Gupta.Lets stretch the memory.In third semester in IT dept there was a gal named manmeet.
Woh usko bahut pasand aayi.Sameer ke peeche pad gaya sameer meri setting kara.Mann bharta nahin tha uska.The song that keeps on coming to my mind is.......
Duniya haseeno ka mela mele mein yeh dil akela ek dost dhundta hu mein dosti ke liye......
Tabhi ek aur ladki uski life mein aayi.........Jassi.us waqt ka hit serial Jassi jaisa koi nahin . Description toh bada interesting diya tha usne.Bola ek naayi ladki aayi hai society mein........"kya dikhthi hai bole toh jhakaas."Hamne bola sahi hai chal dekhthe hai.Bola "hamare hi college mein hai .........first year." She didnt fit the bill as described but by now u wuld have understood anur.Bola "are peeche hi pad gayi hai.Bus stop mein milti hai hamesha."Kool dude.He was confused fellow,dil ka acha banda hai bahut.He has nothing is his heart but he has weakness for gals.Waise sabki hoti hai but.....

I have got an interesting story to share with you.Aap log Inderjot ko toh jaante hi honge.Bulla-3 ,kafi hasmukh banda hai.Sorry bro......toh it goes like this.Inder was crazy about a gal.He was very fond of her.Call his badluck or what he was caught by his dear friend Devesh Sati.Inder ne radio par call kiya.Socho kisko.......socho socho......Hamare Loveguru Radio City 91 fm.And Devesh heard the conversation.What inder did was sought for some of his help and dedicate a song for his love.You know what this guy became an instant hit in college for all good reasons.Gals found this cute even though whatever guys thought...........But he has the heart and d spirit to atleast speak of his love which many times even i could not.Thats d way to go bro!!!!!!!!!

Haan ab an interesting story about who none other then rohan.So i remember there was an incident where lot of guys started talking about a gal.Still remember a gal in red top
came into college.Aranya ne aake bola mere class ki ladki hai......kya dikh rahi hai.Maine bola kya baat kar raha hai bola kaun hai.No gifts for guesses she was Anjali.Nd guess wat,wat became the talking point of her.....you are stratight as an arrow......our Rohan.So as usual she approached him and asked him would you like to join my..........nah this time you guessed it wrong not life, her presentation group.Ab zaroorat har kisiko hoti hai.Toh ji haan yeh shuruaat thi us dosti ki jisko aaj tak log yaad karte hai.

Some more funny incidents with which i will put an end to this.................
There was a small but a cute friend(love)story.For my Biomed friends. So there was a cute gal in Biomed,Priyanka Photnis aur uske khaas dost Sameer Dhamne.Us waqt yeh story was talking point.They were very good friends and sameer had fondness for her.Again his badluck we came to know about this.He was very protective of her......would take care of her.Never leave her alone.So it so happened that Priyanka was scared to go alone in night so Sameer went with her from college to Dombivli which is atleast 2 hours drive from college.Woh pehli aur aakhri baar tha.Uske baad aisa mauka aane hi nahin diya sabne.Hamesha we use to sameers leg and ask him lets go to dombivli.Really funny......

People were use to be so scared that not even remotley they do things which will leave them f#$%&@d up!!!!!!!!!
Shibna and Preeta became good friends of ours and we developed a good bonding with them.
Some past link ups for those who dont know about this all.Ritika and Siddhart Tonge the most famous of all.They both were the most talked about couple till our engg.
Shwetha patkar-Ken.Then Sunita-Punit Lohia.Punit Lohia-Namrata Bhole.........Many still dont know who was the guy wha had the most gals falling for.He is none other then the most famous and handsome of all.......Rohan Kunder.Proposed list goes like this .......... Shwetha,Samta,Mehul ........Mohit raina dear friend of rohan kunder, the playboy of college went around with Zaheen and lastly which i know is Priyanka Sarode.Prachita was going around with Habib if peoplpe dont know.Currently Ajay aka Chotu is in relationship with deboshree.Ajay also had crush on Saptami who later became for few the controversial queen.
Later as Sem 3 was coming to an end Anur got really close, who later became his special friend at that time Aarushi........will talk about this love story in detail later.

This more or seems like a bulletin board then blog where i am updating about past and present relationships.

Be Updated for next blog.......Delhi Trip