Unforgetable Journey- Dilli 6(Part 1)

Inputs from Rohan Kokate and Gaurav Bharadwaj

Here we are to embark you all through a journey of our memories into the first trip of our group- Trip to Delhi.This was in many ways a memorable trip.Trickling down the memory lane again we will tell you things uncensored and uncut to many events that unfolded in the trip. So lets begin with the reason for going to Delhi. If you all remember Ankur had fallen for a gal from Delhi. The gals name was Aarushi.She had a breakup and Ankur as always the man of the moment, dukh ka saathi. They fell for each other which gave rise to a small love story.Ab ankur pyaar mein tha pagal aur use jana tha Delhi.So he asked all of us to organise a trip to Delhi, kyunki ghar walein chodte nahin the. Everyone accepted the idea except for one guy. I relented and wanted to go to goa. Sabne koshish ki magar i was not willing to go there. Den finally we went to vashi, guess for shopping at Center mall. Aranya took me and tried to convince me.He just said "dude----Pyar ka mamla hai.Aur dosti ki khatir."Ab kya karta maan gaya.Waise mere manne ya na maane se kuch farak nahin padta tha trip toh delhi ki hi hoti thi.Neways so we were at Kunal place and planning to book the tickets.Aur fir sab log ne jake tickets book kar di.magar maine bola ki return ticket "20th ki honi chahiye.Mereko class lagani thi."But to no avail.Hmmmmmmm.........fir kya tha chalo dilli.So we all sat in train and started d journey.Yes we all were excited and raring to go. One of the most interesting case that happened was some eunuchs came in compartment.Ab ham sabki fat gayi.Pehli baar sab ghar se nikale hai.And suddenly one came close to Ketan.He was scared looking here and there. Guess what she grabbed his nose and whispered something to him.......kya sabko sunayi diya."Teri naak itni badi hai toh neeche ka kitna bada hoga".Whoa....ohhhhh.One should have looked at ketan at dat time.Aur uska reaction - he put his hand somewhere.Aur uske baad sab jo hase usko dekhke.He was stunned no words.But izzat ki baat thi ab sabse handsome hai toh compliment bhi milega na. Raat ko pandey ne bahut pareshan kiya.Sala sone nahin deta tha. Pandey ne ankur ki bahut li train mein.Ankur ne Kunal par kafi comments maare the gf ko leke.Phir ankur ne warning di kunal ko.woh uska hamesha ka dialogue" ab aage kuch bola na dosti tod dunga".Hahahaha.Soon in morning we reached Delhi.Ankur bola yahan chori bahut hoti hai samaan par dhyaan do.Mein, Ketan aur rohan ne bola-"Befikar hoke taxi dekh,koi mai ka lal kuch nahin kar sakega".Jada ho gaya na..........kuch hazam nahin hua.Ankur bola "maine sab intezaam kar diya hai.Hum log MP ke guest house par
rukenge.Koi tension nahin hai".Yah.......public mast khush.Ghar dhunda aur andar jane lage.Gate se entry mari aur hame lead kar rahe the ankur.Tabhi ankur bola "left."HUm log ne bola "Ankur ghar yahan hai" Bola woh ministers ke liye hai.Yahan koi aata nahin hai.Bola Servant Quarter mein rukenge".Dhat tere ki.Yeh toh sala googly ho gaya re.Tabhi hamne bola koi nahin.Raat ko sala quarter mein ruke.Mosquitoes ne pareshan kar diya, fan nahin.Are yaar. aur ankur khud chacha ke ghar chala gaya. Subah uthke hum log fir breakfast karne gaye.Delhi ki chai aur woh omlette. Ankur subah subah aaya aur bolke gaya" Sab log taiyar ho jao ghumne jayenge" Hum log taiyar hoke bahar zara photoshoot karne lage.Yeh ek pose rohan ka,fir ketan,fir mein.Ab aayi hero ki baari.Kunal.Har pic mein ek hi style -V ka sign.Sala kya pyaar ho gaya tha pata nahin. Haan toh maine bataya ankur kahan gaya tha.Are bade khush ho gaye nahin nahin ankur aarushi ke paas nahin gaya tha.Chacha se milne gaya tha.Aate hi bola "are ek aur jagah ka intezaam kar diya hai.PWD ke quarters mein rahenge-Kamala nagar mein ruke fir."Jaldi baji mein saaman shift kiya.Chalo yeh ghar kam se kam woh ghar se acha tha.Waise hamari total stay ka duration tha 9 days.
Day 1: Toh fir shaam ko hum Andhra Pradesh bhavan gaye aur wahan dinner kiya tha. Thali 50 rs ki.Ankur chacha ke saath aaya tha. Aur raat ko ghar wapas.
Day 2: Next day Appu ghar gaye.Sab log josh mein taiyar hue.(ye aage ke kahani ke sutradhar hai,rohan and rohit pandey)ankur pehli baar nahake nikla tha...itna deo maara sale ne...deo to body pe maar sakte hai lekin muh(face) ka kyaaaa..theek hai koi baat nahi vo bhi kounsi hema malini thi..aur apne supporting actor ketan kale bhi nikle pata nahi kyun..vo waise bhi ankur ka kandah(shoulder) dost tha..humlog to appu ghar ke liye nikle..inlog sale kidhar mara rahe the pata nahi..humlog mast mein games khel rahe the..gokarting kiya..wahan apne tom n jerry matlab gaurav and kunal ka hamesha ka jhagada..gaurav ka gaadi band pad gaya aur pandey ne peeche se aake tashan nikala..aur upar se bola "sala gaadi beech mein kyun lagaya" .. gaurav ka pair(legs) fracture hote hote bacha..beech ka pair nahi .. baadmein apne actor aur supporting actor bhi aa gaye..sala ketan bahut blush kar raha tha..mein poocha kya hua..bola kuch nahi..uska hamesha ka aadat..modesty sala..fir unlog bhi thode rides baithe humlog ke saath..aise hi dikhane ke liye par unka mann sala kidhar aur tha..fir humlog bhoot bangle mein gaye..wahan mein nahi aaya..because merko laga bhoot log merko dekhke dar jayenge..actually mein dar gaya
tha..everyone gets scared..to kya..moving on..khane ka to ek se ek intezam hua tha..bhendi 70 rs mein khana vo bhi 6 log ..daat dene padegi hotel ki.. baadmein humlog wahi 5 star ghar mein gaye jahan paani bhi sala thanda aata tha..baadmein raat ko discussion gandhiji pe hua haa...humlog pak gaye the..pandey aur ankur chalu the..kale as usual sunn raha tha aur thode bahut inputs daal raha the..aur hamara jigri paralikar ..pure trip mein ghoomshudah tha..pata nahi kis liye aaya tha..shayad ankur ne bhi usko bade bade sapne dikhaye the.. neways.. baadmein raat ko vo baatchit ka itna asar hua..ki pandey sote samay bhi "bharat chodo" chilla raha tha..mein gaurav ko tochan de raha tha..ye ab gaurav se pucho ye tochan kya hai..usko ache se yaad hai..aur ankur aur kale pura tym kusur pusur karte rehte the..
Day 3: humlog subah uthe..aur bhendi nahane ka paani khatam..ankur aur kale ne 10 jano ke nahane ka paani khatam kar diya..humlog ke liye bacha hi nahi..maaf hai..fir delhi darshan ke liye gaye the..there we were introduce to arushi and harshika..harshika ye koun hai..guys dis is the same gal for which our dear friend spend 150rs to be precise on this gal..jo ek achievement hai..kyunki ketan ladki ke liye 10 rs nikalne ke liye 2 baar sochta tha..no worries..hota hai hota hai..l---e ke liye karna padta hai..fir we sat in a bus and were goin for delhi darshan..wahan bhi humlog late pahunche..punctuality to humlog ke khoon mein hi thi..fir humlog bus mein baithe the..wahan ankur bhai ka as usual kuch to chalu tha..aur vo kale ko bola abe tu bhi haath rakh ..f--k humlog haas haas ke pagal..harshika ke saamne hi..aur kale ne rakha kya..wat u think..u guessed it rite usne haath rakha par mujh par..gaurav hamesha ladkilog pe try karne ke liye taiyar rehta hai..woh harshika ko leke kuch to joke maar raha tha ..jo shayad harshika ko abhi tak nahi samjha hoga..arre boss ye parlikar ka mein hamesha bhool jaata hoon..bande mein baat jo hai.. fir india gate ye sab ghume..mandir sab gaye the..aur fir museum gaye ..gandhi log ki bodies dekhi..wahi joote ..sab..aur aa gaye..kale aur ankur raat ko ghar phone karne ke bahane sale local hi call ghumate the..ankur ka to theek hai..but i wonder wat ketan use to speak..accha merko lagta hai ankur usse likh ke deta arre ye ye bol..humlog fir room pe kuch na kuch karte rehte the..nothin interestin as such..

To Be Continued..